The dreaded-drive thru!

Let's travel back a few years to the late 90's where 'your momma' and other witless comebacks prevail.
Or we will just stick around here because I am hearing MORE AND MORE of it everyday!
Generally as a society we have become lazy and stupid! And I blame it ALL on the drive-thru!
It apparently takes too much energy to get your lazy and obese butt out of the frigging car to get your food, and people wonder why obesity is a problem!
Nowadays all you have to do is go through a drive-thru to get a fountain coke! OH MY GOD! This is ridiculous! People are even going through them to pay for their gasoline! This is an abomination and I am sick of it! If a drive through is down for some reason I have seen people get angry and drive across town to another just so they do not have to get out! *For the record I am excluding people with more than one child*
And on to stupidity! I am so sick of walking around campus, and in public, and hearing stupid witless people that think the simple and unoriginal comebacks and lines that even my mother uses is hilarious. HELLO! watch some stand-up, get the comedy central channel, watch some mel brooks and educate yourself! Oh yeah, and quit bitching about all of these Mexicans and their Spanish if you yourself cannot even speak your native tongue properly! Let me give a few examples...
"Have you ate today?" INCORRECT / "Have you eaten today?" CORRECT!
"I seen you yesterday" INCORRECT / "I saw you yesterday" CORRECT!
"We don't have no money" INCORRECT / "We do not have any money" CORRECT!
I would also like to do a small vocab lesson...
"Worsh" INCORRECT / "Wash" CORRECT!
Some people will say that it depends on where you live or how you were raised depending on the use of vocab...INCORRECT!
'WORSH' is not recognized by webster!
And some people will also tell you that how you use grammar also depends on your roots. INCORRECT! That is like saying there are more than one languages of English...EDUCATE yourself! Walk into McDonalds! You lazy, obese, uneducated, and witless members of society!